I was onstage, transitioning from a hilarious bit about lesbian porn into some pretty sweet butt sex material, when I heard a lady’s voice yell out, “They didn’t teach you that at _____!”
_____ is the name of my high school, and even though this particular show was in my hometown of Chicago,…
Morrissey Ruins Christmas
As requested by Paul Cornish
Had such an amazing response to the Christmas card suggestions post. So many good requests that I’ve decided to do two. Here’s the first, I’ll reveal the second tomorrow. If all goes to plan these will be available early next week and the winners will get theirs sent to them shortly after.
Every world in Super Mario Bros. 2 has three levels, save for the last, which only has two. I’d always wondered why this is and kind of suspected that the developers simply decided “Eh, that’s enough.” But there may be an actual, storyline-based reason for the “missing” level, and the interstitial graphic you see here is actually a hint.
"The Art of Goombing" based on René Magritte’s "L’art de Vivre" 1967.
Banks should use these all the time to fool robbers
Happy International Men’s Day.
Step 1: we could have lots of fun
Step 2: stop having fun and learn math, you dumb fuck.